kyleehenke:

I read everything in my grandma’s voice, probably because she used to read a bunch to me when I was little

so now, my children, you understand why I cannot read erotic fanfiction

(via kyleehenke)

doctorxrose:

walk into the club like

(via zombie-rabbits)

dailymantra:

you see, kiddo, a ship is formed when I decide two people love each other very much

(via zombie-rabbits)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

screw-appropriateness:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

slimshota:

kiss my neck and whisper dirty things in my ear

sewage

the kitchen floor

clean your fucking house.

(via zombie-rabbits)